Neologisms 2007

This was posted by The Washinton Post in November 2007. Readers were asked to supply alternate meanings for common words. The winners are:

1. Coffee (n.), the person upon whom one coughs.

2. Flabbergasted (adj.), appalled over how much weight you have gained.

3. Abdicate (v.), to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomache.

4. Esplanade (v.), to attempt an explanation while drunk.

5. Willy-nilly (adj.), impotent

6. Negligent (adj), describes a condition in which you abentmindedly answer the door in your nightgown.

7. Lymph (v.), to walk with a lisp.

8. Gargoyle (n), olive-flavored mouthwash.

9. Flatulence (n.), emergency vehicle that picks you up after you are run over by a steamroller.

10. Balderdash (n.), a rapidly receding hairline.

11. Testicle (n.) a humorus question on an exam.

12. Rectitude (n), the formal, dignified bearing adopted by proctologists.

13. Pokemon (n.), a Rastafarian proctologist.

14. Oyster (n.), a person who sprinkles his conversation with Yiddishisms.

15.Frisbeetarianism (n.), (back by poplar demand): The belief that, when you die, your Soul flies up onto the roof and gets stuck there.

16. Circumvent (n.), an opening in the front of boxer shorts worn by Jewish men.

Our Bio

Just so you all know I had nothing to do with the last blog enrty. That was all Andrew & I am not happy with it but kinda brings me to me to this entry..... I have read alot of blogs in my life & most all have little bios of who they are & such so thought I'd add mine. Problem is that most of you might not care... It's cool cause I'm doing this for me any way.

Andrew & I knew each other in high school but were not formally introduced till 2 weeks after his return from Argintina where he served his mission. We dated off & on & then 1 day popped the question. We had Gavin 3 yrs after being married & Emma came 4 yrs after that. We live in sunny cali. & love it. Andrew keeps me laughing & although I did not aprove of the last blog entry it did make me laugh a little but still does not make it right. Just needed to set the record straight that it was not I.

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Yes, we are all doing well finally! Andy went to urgent care & is now taking 5 different meds. But glad that he is back to his normal fun self :) If you want to a good read got to AS THE RECORDS TURN.... Kristen is my sister & is way creative & funny so check it out! Gavin is getting baptized this Tuesday at my mom & dad's. Gavin's request is to get baptized in grandma's jacuzzi. We will take lots of pics. & post them. I am looking forward to General Confernce this weekend. It will be neat to sustain our new presidency :) I can't think of anything else at the moment that is excitng enough to write....

Sick House :(

Everyone is sick at my house but me (knock on wood) I am drained taking care of the sick ones. I will post soon but meanwhile enjoy this pic.

Daylight Savings Time:

Either you hate it or love it. I for 1 love it because it means being outside all day for the kids so I can keep my sanity & it also means lots of BBQ's & beach time :) But for now I'm hating it cause the kids don't go to bed. I am told that I'm the meanest mom in the world cause Gavin & Emma are the only kids on the block that have to come in before it gets dark. Can you imagine? But I question why we even have time changes? Wasn't it invented for the farmers so they could have more time to harvest? But I don't farm so why? Oh well I guess we could all look like this:

We Took The Day Off.......

And went to the Happiest Place on Earth oh yea without the kids! Can I get an Amen on  that 1? We went on all the fast scary rides that normally we would not go on if we had kids in tow. Space Mountain  rocks! It's darker & faster! We also went to California Adventure Park & went on a very very very fast roller coaster which also rocked but I almost lost my cookies. The highlight of the whole day was being there with Drew with no kids! We are planning to go again in May but with the kids so Emma can have lunch with the princesses.... Season tickets rule!Here are a few pics.

For You Mom........

Gavin & Emma went to a birthday party last week across the street from our house. I saw Gavin come running across the street with cake & as I opened the door this is what was said:

Gavin: Hi mom, I brought you this piece of cake, okay well I'm going back outside see ya.

Me: Aw thanks Gavin was it good?